Star Wars Darth Vader Capelet

Cookies are not the only reason to embrace the Dark Side of the Force. You also get to Force-choke people who irritate you. You get cool lightning powers that you can use offensively, not just for "defense and knowledge." (Lame.) You can fall in love, rule a galaxy, experience the full range of human emotion, and perhaps even manipulate the Midichlorians to create life. You also get cooler clothes...